In Poem 27.3, Brendon Yuri says,
"triangle are ice cream trees,
brendon urie plays football.
squares live in KITCHEN,
no love triangle!!!"
Therefore they cannot love each other. It is known ~Irri.
(of course this could refer to YA novels, but we're such bigots that we prefer to keep it the other way.)
However, a lot of people actually WANT squares and triangles to love each other! (Notable examples: Queen Of Boxes Ditzy, every hipster that ever was) Well, we encourage your complete cooperation! Cause you're such an awful F-[loud bleep that covers up half the song]. So if you are for Square/Triangle love, our Ten-Inch Men will come to your house, make sandwiches without cleaning off the condiments in between (*gasp*) and replacing every song you have (even Dance, Dance) with the Kidz Bop version. And if the song doesn't have a Kidz Bop version, we'll make one or just use What Does The Fox Say.
in love i've always been a mercenary