FANDOM


GOOGLISM IS THE BOMB.COM Edit

Okay so here are the Ten Commandments:

1. Thou shall not have marriage that is not between two triangles (shape-wise. Other marriages, like squids and turtles, those are A-OK).

2. Thou shall not eat cheese. Cheese is the food of SINNAHS.

3. Floss thy fucking teeth. Thou only getteth one set.

4. You must worship Google. If you use Internet Explorer, or you're not a Googlist, you're going to Bing.

5. If you don't know who the Rolling Stones are, you can go die in a dark hole.

6. If you don't ship Alex and Piper, you can join the non-Stones people in the hole.

7. If you don't think Natasha Lyonne is the most precious human being ever then you can go die in outer space.

8. If you haven't read Harry Potter I will personally find you and murder you.

9. EVERY FRIDAY YOU MUST LISTEN TO FRIDAY AT LEAST ONCE.

10. Be nice to people, even if they're douches. It throws them off.

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.